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Captain Slow
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Quote from Jakg :damn yee!



u love me really
Captain Slow
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Quote from nutty boy :Captain Slow with his technicalities.

Anyway, anybody who has already posted a vid doesn't mind having their video put on YouTube right. I'm planning something, a surprise.

it would have been more effective to have ". . ." at the end, instead of simple"."


EDIT: whoo im on the ball today.
Captain Slow
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hehe, i wonder if i can fit a karting track on my roof? a scalectrix track mibi.
Captain Slow
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bye.

-xxx-
Captain Slow
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Quote from Jakg :well they charged my Mum twice (stupid woman), and she was ever so rude

"Excuse me madam, i think i know how to use a credit card, after all i was a bookmaker"
"Yes, and you were so good you know work on a checkout"
#awkward silence#

theres no "k" in now.
Captain Slow
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Quote from Jakg :noes, went to Tesco's and forgot the jaffa's

haha. thats canny stupid like

EDIT: i go to morrisons. *proud look on face*
Captain Slow
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Quote from nutty boy :OWRL is at 19.00 BST.
I might be going out on Saturday, depending on the weather. If it's bad weather then, as long as it doesn't clash with OWRL, i'll be definately there. If I do go out then I wont (might not even make OWRL if i'm out)

ok. i dont think the two should clash, and if you need to go out theres not much we can do about that. did you check if anymore oxygen sim racing people want to enter?
Captain Slow
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Quote from GWADanny :lol nice gollum voice

whey aye tis canny good.
Captain Slow
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Quote from GWADanny :i have started making my first skin from scratch, you can help me with that if you want.
http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=13468

*gollum voice on* aaaahhhh, master skinnerz pro kits, confusing nasty little kitses they are*gollum voice off*

i never use them kits, i dont understand them, i do my skins from scratch.
Captain Slow
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Quote from nutty boy :You need to post a video for it to be valid when you do your proper attempt.

i know. i was only curious today
Captain Slow
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Quote from Doorman :I think the intention is for this forum to be a point of reference for such things as configuring a server, running apps on a server, troubleshooting server malfunctions etc.
"so if the master server down they will post here?" No
"Captain Slow" Don't be silly

SOWWY.
Captain Slow
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Quote from GWADanny :that is the actuall size

well post the skin file tehn. and ill try and help you.


1000th POST!!!!!!!!!
Captain Slow
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Quote from nutty boy :Did you get a video of the 5.

no. but i did do it. even though the first time ever i only got 4 my PB is 5.
Captain Slow
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ok!, iv had a go. i fit 5 in my mouth, BUT, there was plenty of room for one. maybe two more, but id ran out of jaffa cakes. attempt 2 tommorow , (ahh the busy life of a 6th form student)
Captain Slow
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Quote from Clownpaint :*Captain Slow - I did say "in a perfect world"

yea, you said in a perfect world there would be no money. if there was no money then how could something which does not exist be the route to all evil?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN!!!

im only funnin dont take me seriously. im excited cos i discovered the chatterbox on lfs world.
requests
Captain Slow
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anyone willing to donate a server for a few hours once a week or fortnight even? post or PM me if anyone would do this.
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Captain Slow
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Quote from Clownpaint :I would also kill animals for food if I wasn't having it packaged for me. What would you do, eat leaves and die?

These videos are just evidence of what happens in a world where importance and power is measured by little bits of paper with fancy drawings on them (money). If people don't want this to go on, reject money, reject the system, and there won't be a system. Or.. you can keep pretending you really NEED those little bits of paper and let the system grow.

In a perfect world, money would not exist and humans would work to better humanity itself. Instead we work to increase the amount of money we have. I am a strong believer in the line "money is the root of all evil".

Edit: The moral of my post is, systems like this only exist because of people working for money.

Or, as the Bible puts it:
Timothy 6:10. 'For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.'


money isnt the route to all evil. peoples greed is. if we didnt have money, then people who where greedy would just ask for something else in turn for meat/clothes/whatever.

i have my own opinions on what the route to all evil is but i dont wish to offend anyone so ill keep them my own.
Captain Slow
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Quote from jtr99 :+1.

The moral vegetarian has a good case. The aware meat-eater also has a good case. The I-don't-want-to-think-about-it-just-give-me-my-burger people do not have a good case.

+++1. if i had to kill any animal to eat it i would. after all, animals kill each other and eat them, so why cant we?
Captain Slow
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why doesnt someone edit if so he has jaffa cakes coming out of his mouth
Captain Slow
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what size is the jpeg?
if you post the file i could try and improve it for you
Captain Slow
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Quote :
Last edited by SamH : Today at 01:28. Reason: Line too long to fit normal screen resolutions.

LOOOOL. and i might try and make myself like jaffa cakes and fit 10 in my big gob. :P
BTCC.net :(
Captain Slow
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hi, quick question, its been aaggeess since i was on the fans section of btcc website and iv forgot my username and password. is there anyway to retreive it? i cant see anyway.

anyone who can help me i thank dearly.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
pity you didnt support arsenal.
Captain Slow
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Quote from Captain Slow :hey kid thats nowt to be proud of.


updated the list. quite a turnout really. ill check what time owrl thingy is then ill give a time for ours to avoid a clash. hopefully.

ok iv added the time. ill just hope it doesnt clash. i get confused easily with time zones and so on.

4 spaces left people!!!!
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